New Words (as of 2015) with definition
New words to give you a good laugh :)
Afterclap - (n) the last person to claps after everyone else stopped.
Ambitchous - (adj) striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Askhole- (n) someone who ask stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.
Bedgasm - (n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.
Berboarding - (n) extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk.
Carcolepsy - (n) a condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving,
Cellfish - (n) an individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people.
Chairrobe - (n) piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser;see also floordrobe.
Columbusing - (n) when someone claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries.
Destinesia - (n)when you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place.
Dopperbanger - (n) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone who looks identical to them but is not related.
Dudevorce - (n) when two bros officially end their friendship.
Epiphanot - (n) an idea that seems like an amazing insights to the conceiver but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect.
Errorist - (n) someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong.
Foodgasm - (adj) extreme pleasure of the taste of food. One that is so good that it makes you moan in ecstasy and can, if eaten at the right time and place, can bring you close to a taste bud frenzy and sometimes an orgasmic sense of release.
Internest - (n) the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time surfing in the internet.
Hiberdating - (v) when a person ignores their friends in favor of a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Masturdating - (n) going out alone to a movie or restaurant.
Nerdjacking - (n) filling a conversation with unnecessary about one's passion to an otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson.
Nomonym - (n) a food that taste like another food.
Nonversation - (n) a completely worthless conversation or small talk.
Textpectation - (n) the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.
Unlightening - (v) learning something that makes you dumber.
Ukeyboardinated - (adj) when you're unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
Youniverse - (n) used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; their universe consist only of them; see also narcissistic.
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